His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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