Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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