So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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