I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
