guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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