Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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