How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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