is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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