I want to have your abortion
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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