can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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