I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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