just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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