Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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