Her vagina should come with caution tape.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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