you traded sex for a burrito?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
it's like iHOP with fire
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
God, I missed his penis.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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