The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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