But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
