she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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