He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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