No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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