Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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