hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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