when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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