I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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