Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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