I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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