ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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