My nipple is on Facebook.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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