I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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