awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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