We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize