Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I think my moral compass just broke
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