just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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