She said her name was "party"
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
