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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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