btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
