i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
