I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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