Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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