If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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