What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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