I'm drive I can fine osifer
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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