Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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