dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Ketchup is God's man juice
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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