Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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