we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
