he thought i was a dude.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Randomize