some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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