Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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