And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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