Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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