Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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