Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Need sex. Gaining weight.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
