Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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