So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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